Thursday, 16 February 2023

FAIRY TALE’S RESPUN # 7

 

“You'll never guess my name”

Taunted Rumpelstiltskin.

“I know” she said “but that’s because

Of the Gimp Mask you’re wearing”

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CAMERA

The difference between a camera

And a bad case of influenza

Is that one makes facsimiles

And the other makes sick families

I WILL DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN

 

I will differentiate between, if I can,

A tube and a foolish Dutchman

Ah yes, one is a hollow cylinder

And the other is a silly Hollander

THE GREATEST SHAKESPEARIAN VILLAIN

 

The greatest Shakespearian villain,

Who would make a demon scowl,

Was Macbeth the chicken-killer,

Because he did murder most foul

MY SISTER ELLEN

 

My sister Ellen

Married beneath her

But then she is

Six feet tall to be fare

JOHN IS A VERY UNLUCKY LOVER

 

John is a very unlucky lover

Unlike James, his twin brother

As John always misses the kisses

While James kisses the misses

AVOID DATING PRETTY MEN, NO MATTER

 

Avoid dating pretty men, no matter

How much they illuminate the gloom

Because the pretty men are all like

Cheap fireworks, they go off too soon