“You'll never guess my name”
Taunted
Rumpelstiltskin.
“I know” she said “but
that’s because
Of the Gimp Mask
you’re wearing”
“You'll never guess my name”
Taunted
Rumpelstiltskin.
“I know” she said “but
that’s because
Of the Gimp Mask
you’re wearing”
The difference between a camera
And a bad case of
influenza
Is that one makes
facsimiles
And the other makes
sick families
I will differentiate between, if I can,
A tube and a foolish
Dutchman
Ah yes, one is a
hollow cylinder
And the other is a
silly Hollander
The greatest Shakespearian villain,
Who would make a demon
scowl,
Was Macbeth the
chicken-killer,
Because he did murder
most foul
My sister Ellen
Married beneath her
But then she is
Six feet tall to be
fare
John is a very unlucky lover
Unlike James, his twin
brother
As John always misses
the kisses
While James kisses the
misses
Avoid dating pretty men, no matter
How much they
illuminate the gloom
Because the pretty men
are all like
Cheap fireworks, they
go off too soon