The greatest Shakespearian villain,
Who would make a demon
scowl,
Was Macbeth the
chicken-killer,
Because he did murder
most foul
The greatest Shakespearian villain,
Who would make a demon
scowl,
Was Macbeth the
chicken-killer,
Because he did murder
most foul
My sister Ellen
Married beneath her
But then she is
Six feet tall to be
fare
John is a very unlucky lover
Unlike James, his twin
brother
As John always misses
the kisses
While James kisses the
misses
Avoid dating pretty men, no matter
How much they
illuminate the gloom
Because the pretty men
are all like
Cheap fireworks, they
go off too soon
A young man stole a kiss from her lips
And to his surprise
she didn’t have a fit
Instead, she smiled
and said to him
“Just put that back
from where you took it”
Oh, do you know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
Oh, do you know the muffin man,
He’s the one in the muffin top
Are you wearing brut?
How 1970s of you
And it smells as if
You splashed it all
over too