A young man stole a kiss from her lips
And to his surprise
she didn’t have a fit
Instead, she smiled
and said to him
“Just put that back
from where you took it”
Thursday, 16 February 2023
A YOUNG MAN STOLE A KISS FROM HER LIPS
Wednesday, 15 February 2023
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 376
Oh, do you know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
Oh, do you know the muffin man,
He’s the one in the muffin topARE YOU WEARING BRUT?
Are you wearing brut?
How 1970s of you
And it smells as if
You splashed it all
over too
MY SON JOKES ABOUT MY AGE # 9
My son jokes about my age
His humour is
unforgiving
He says my first
driving license
Was probably written
in Latin
FAIRY TALE’S RESPUN # 6
She was drinking in the forest
But she didn't want
Tango to sup,
That wasn’t for Snow
White,
She much preferred her
7up
THE MOST MIRACULOUS ANIMAL
The most miraculous animal
In the farm-yard, I am
assured
Is the humble pig and
that’s because
It is killed and then
cured
WHEN IS A LOVER LIKE A TAILOR
When is a lover like a tailor?
Surely that point is
moot
The answer simply has
to be
When he presses his
suit
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