72 Miles From The Sea

Monday, 13 February 2023

Jack and Jill went up the hill

To do what they shouldn’t’ve oughter

Now she has a dose of chlamydia

And Jack has trouble passing water

The St Valentine’s Day massacre

That was a bloody occasion

Which just shows what happens

If you don’t make a reservation

Are you wearing lederhosen?

Well, that’s a look you could lose

And they make your buttocks squeak

Like a pair of new shoes

My son jokes about my age

His humour is very droll

He says my first driving license

Was written on a scroll

He bragged about a conquest

Of a slender, older sylph

But of course no one believed

The boy who Cried MILF!

Disney have got into porn

It had to happen of course

Beauty and the Beast is the movie

And the beast is hung like a horse

Her husband had a Woody

But that didn’t impress her

So, she went and got Buzz

Out of the drawer in her dresser