FRIEND’S FIRST, THEN SOUL MATES # 2

Friend’s first, then soul mates

Then we spoke of wedlock

Now our souls are intertwined

Since we joined in holy deadlock

THE EXITED STATES OF AMERICA

 The exited states of America

Have an upcoming election

And a Trump victory will make

The United States of aggression

A CONFUSED SPERM ASKED FOR DIRECTIONS

 

A confused sperm asked for directions

Not really a masculine trait

But he asked and was told

Oh, I wouldn’t start from here mate

THAT'S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS THAT IS # 2

 

That's political correctness that is

When my little neighbour Allen

A short ass with a chip on his shoulder

Is actually vertically challenged

MY WIFE DROVE HER FIRST HUSBAND

My wife drove her first husband

To shoot himself in despair

But she only drove her second

To the bottom of a bottle to be fair

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 360

There they go round the mulberry bush,

Showing there bush,

Showing there bush,

There they go round the mulberry bush,

On a cold and frosty morning.

ARE YOU WEARING SILK DRAWERS?

 

Are you wearing silk drawers?

I only ask you as I can see

That you appear to be the victim

Of an elastic deficiency

And if you combine that

With the force of gravity 

They are around your ankles

You may think it a catastrophe

But I would beg to differ

For me it’s just serendipity