There they go round the mulberry bush,
Showing there bush,
Showing there bush,
There they go round the mulberry bush,
On a cold and frosty morning.Monday, 30 January 2023
ARE YOU WEARING SILK DRAWERS?
Are you wearing silk
drawers?
I only ask you as I
can see
That you appear to be
the victim
Of an elastic deficiency
And if you combine
that
With the force of
gravity
They are around your
ankles
You may think it a
catastrophe
But I would beg to
differ
THE PLURAL OF MAN
So, if it is correct that
The plural of man is
men
Then why is the plural
of pan,
Pans and not pen
IF CLERGYMEN CAN BE DEFROCKED # 3
If clergymen can be defrocked
Can a promoter be
demoted?
Should writers be described?
And musicians be denoted?
I QUIT MY JOB AT THE REFINERY
I quit my job at the refinery
In the helium gas zone
It was a good job but
I refused
To be spoken to in
that tone
SHOTS WERE FIRED AT THE CHOIR
Shots were fired at the choir
Which has affected morale
The Arizona News
called it
“Gunfight at the Ok
Chorale”
IT IS A SAD FACT OF LIFE THAT IF # 1
It is a sad fact of life that if
Several things can go
to cock,
The one to be befall
you
Will cause the most
shock
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