SHOTS WERE FIRED AT THE CHOIR

 

Shots were fired at the choir

Which has affected morale

The Arizona News called it

“Gunfight at the Ok Chorale”

IT IS A SAD FACT OF LIFE THAT IF # 1

 

It is a sad fact of life that if

Several things can go to cock,

The one to be befall you

Will cause the most shock

THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO SUBSTITUTION

 

There is absolutely no substitution

Or for that matter an easy solution

For a genuine lack of preparation

FRIEND’S FIRST, THEN SOUL MATES # 1

Friend’s first, then soul mates

Then we spoke of wedlock

Now our souls are intertwined

Since we joined in holy padlock

MY BROTHER IN LAW IS FROM STRATFORD

 

My brother-in-law is from Stratford

He went to Shakespeare's school

No of course he didn’t know him

He was in the year above you fool

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 359

 

Hickory, dickory, dock

The mouse ran up the clock

Which was unusual to find

A rodent interested

In chronometry

ARE YOU WEARING AN UNDERSKIRT?

 

Are you wearing an underskirt?

I can see it beneath your hem

Oh, its imported silk, is it?

Oh yes of course I like them