IF THE MASCULINE PRONOUNS

 

If the masculine pronouns

Are he, his and him

Why then is it the feminine

Are not she, shis and shim

FOGHORN LEGHORN LE ROOSTER

 

Foghorn Leghorn Le Rooster

Crossed a busy Parisian Rue

Because he had something

Important to cockadoodle dooo

CLERGYMEN CAN BE DEFROCKED # 1

If clergymen can be defrocked

And lawyers be disbarred

Then that must mean that

Tree surgeons can be debarked

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 356

 

Cock a doodle do!

The master's lost his fiddlestick?

And I don’t even think

I want to know what that is

ARE YOU WEARING A REUNION BADGE?

Are you wearing a reunion badge?

No wonder you look depressed,

Steer clear of the class reunion

It will just leave you distressed

I know it was a bit of fun looking

At the old school year books

But going will just make you feel

Older than everyone else looks

I HAVE ALWAYS BELIEVED

 

I have always believed

That it’s quite absurd

That “abbreviation”

Is such a long word

THE SMELL OF BOOKS

 

I think that the people who say they

Love the smell of books are jerks

Because it’s perfectly clear they

Don’t know how reading books works