Cock a doodle do!
The master's lost his fiddlestick?
And I don’t even think
I want to know what
that is
Thursday, 26 January 2023
ARE YOU WEARING A REUNION BADGE?
Are you wearing a reunion badge?
No wonder you look
depressed,
Steer clear of the class
reunion
It will just leave you
distressed
I know it was a bit of
fun looking
At the old school year
books
But going will just
make you feel
I HAVE ALWAYS BELIEVED
I have always believed
That it’s quite absurd
That “abbreviation”
Is such a long word
THE SMELL OF BOOKS
I think that the people who say they
Love the smell of
books are jerks
Because it’s perfectly
clear they
Don’t know how reading
books works
FORTUNE COOKIE
When you’ve finished your dinner
A fortune cookie would
suit yer
But if there is no
fortune in it
That means you don’t
have a future
THE INVENTOR OF THE ALLEN KEY
The inventor of the Allen key
Made nothing off it
Despite the fact that
It certainly turned a profit
IF A PAIR IS A TWOSOME # 1
If a pair is a twosome
And a trio is a threesome
A quartet, a foursome
Then solo is a handsome
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