OUR NEIGHBOURS ARE ORGANIC DAIRY FARMERS

Our neighbours are organic dairy farmers

With special diets and all that ilk

N’owt good ever came of pampering cows

And all you’ll ever get is spoilt milk

NOBEL PRIZE’S

They give Nobel Prize’s for anything now

And the latest recipient has been revealed

The winner is a scarecrow of all things

Mind you he is outstanding in his field 

IT RAINS IN ENGLAND

England has a reputation for being wet

And it’s a well-deserved one I fear

And the simple reason for that is that

The Queen has reigned so many years 

IN THE VEGETABLE WORLD

In the vegetable world, the posh potatoes

Never listen to football on the radio

There is nothing they dislike greater

Than the sound of a Common-tater

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 350

 

On top of Old Smoky,

All covered with snow

The great sleeping giant

Was ready to blow

WHINGING HOLIDAY MAKERS # 4

When we were on holiday

We went swimming in the sea

No-one said there would be fish

The kids found it very scary 

WHY DID THE DIVORCEE CROSS THE ROAD?

 

Why did the divorcee cross the road?

Well not just to get to the other side

The reason he wanted to cross over

Was so he could avoid another bride