THE SIMPLE DEFINITION OF MARRIAGE

 

The simple definition of marriage

I think you should understand

Is that one person is always right

And the other one is the husband

I WAS LITTLE MORE THAN A LAD

 

I was little more than a lad

And my hometown lay behind me

But I didn’t walk the road

As a lad for very long,

I quickly became a man

So I walked for many years

And for many miles

In country and in town

Working in the sweet-smelling fields

And the foul odorous cities

But I wandered tall and proud

Now the road lead me home

And the path breathes life

Into my wistful heart

THE RUSSIAN AIRFORCE ARE DROPPING

 

The Russian Airforce are dropping

Amazon bombs on Syria

They are so called as they keep

Being left with a neighbour

WHEN I HAD MY VERY FIRST GARDEN

 

When I had my very first garden

It filled me with absolute terror

I didn’t have any experience

But I learnt by trowel and error

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 347

 

Georgie Porgie, Puddin' and Pie,

Kissed the girls and made them cry

Until the day that it came to be

He was investigated by Yew Tee

WHINGING HOLIDAY MAKERS # 1

 

We went on a self-catering

Luxury break in Bognor  

But the fully equipped kitchen

Didn’t have an egg separator

WHY DID THE VOYEUR CROSS THE ROAD?

 

Why did the voyeur cross the road?

Well not just to get to the other side

The reason he wanted to cross over

Was so he could find somewhere to hide