Donations to Sperm Banks
In the UK are in
decline
Because most people
today
Do their banking online
Monday, 16 January 2023
Sunday, 15 January 2023
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 345
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
But what I really want
to know is how
WHINGING BRITS ABROAD # 11
The golden beach was outside the hotel
Which was really handy
But although it looked
like the brochure
The beach was too
sandy
ARE YOU WEARING A BRANDY BARREL?
Are you wearing a brandy barrel?
Yes, I know it’s like
the rescue dog
But you know that the
St Bernard
Doesn’t drink all of
the grog
I’VE BEEN WORKING REALLY HARD LATELY
I’ve been working really hard lately
But I’ve got a day off today
It was nice not having to get up early
And have a snooze day Tuesday
THE PREDATORY MALE
The predatory male
As he hunts amidst the herds
Is only offended
By two four letter words.
The first one being “don't”
And “stop” being the other
And both words bring a halt
To his particular pleasure
Unless of course
They are used together
HE WAS A REAL JACK THE LAD
He was a real Jack the Lad
All flash and brash,
Living it large
And always splashing the cash
You might well be temped
But I advise nothing
rash
If he tries it on give
him the slip
And make a dash
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