TO MANY THE TIME ARRIVES

 

To many the time arrives

To take stock of their lives

But it’s nothing I condone

So, leave your livestock alone

THE BRICK ROAD IS YELLOW

 

The brick road is yellow

In Oz because, because

Of the insanitary habits

Of the Wizzer of Oz

I’M NOT DAIRY OR GLUTEN INTOLERANT

 

I’m not dairy or gluten intolerant

Nor do I follow the sugar free fad

I don’t need to entertain them,  

I’m tolerant of all foods and I’m glad

NO MATTER YOUR PERSUASION

 

No matter your persuasion

Sex is not the answer

Sex is actually the question

And “Yes” is the answer

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 337

 

As I was going to St. Ives,

The car broke down

On the A30 at Redruth

Then I met a man with seven wives,

Which put all my problems

Into perspective

BANANA IS AN ACRONYM

 

BANANA is an acronym for

"Build Absolutely Nothing

Anywhere Near Anybody"

That’s real forward thinking

WHINGING BRITS ABROAD # 4

 

We went to Spain on Holiday

But we didn’t like it a bit

The local supermarket

Didn’t even sell a proper biscuit