I WANTED TO WRITE A BOOK ABOUT FEMINISM

 

I wanted to write a book about feminism

About women achieving their destiny

A ground-breaking piece of literature

Unfortunately, my boyfriend wouldn't let me

ILLUMINATED SUNSET CLOUDS

 

Illuminated sunset clouds, lit

Like smoke in a funeral pyre

In red and orange shades

As the sky burns with fire

THE WEARING OF ODD COLOURED SOCKS

The wearing of odd, coloured socks

Is considered quirky by the youth

For adulthood it’s a bit hipster

But for seniors its dementia in truth

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 336

 

There was a farmer,

Had a dog,

And Bingo was his name-o

A foolish name for a dog

But he loves it a Lotto

ADIDAS IS AN ACRONYM

 

ADIDAS is an acronym for

"All day I dream about sex"

And by the time I get to bed

I’m suffering from the effects

WHINGING BRITS ABROAD # 3

 

We went on holiday to Spain

But the shopkeepers couldn’t be lazier

The shops closed in the afternoon

I ran out of fags during the Siesta

I WENT TO A TALK ABOUT THE WHEELBARROW

 

I went to a talk about the Wheelbarrow

Just another boring gardening talk

But I was wrong, it was totally enthralling

Next week’s position is the crab walk