MY BONFIRE NIGHT CRACKER

 

My Bonfire night cracker

Always good for a thrill

My favourite little sparkler

I like to call “Catherine will”

BANGERS AND SPARKLERS

 

Bangers and sparklers

Weren’t the fireworks

At the Bonfire night party

But the girls I invited

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 130

 

Remember, remember the fifth of November

Gunpowder, treason, and plot.

They had the right approach back then

Blow up  the bloody lot

WE LEARNED ABOUT FOOD GROUPS TODAY AT SCHOOL

 

We learned about food groups today at school

Confections, vegetables, meat, and protein

Dairy, fruits, grains, pulses, and legumes

But what about Alcohol, Nicotine and Caffeine

IT PROVIDES FAR MORE PROBLEMS

 

It provides far more problems

Than any solutions it brings

For communism doesn't work

As people like to own things

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 281

 

Hush baby, my doll,

I pray at this juncture

My sweet baby doll

Hasn’t got a puncture

ARE YOU WEARING A RED CHRISTMAS OUTFIT?

 

Are you wearing a red Christmas outfit?

You look very beautiful in it

In fact you look very cute

In your Santa’s little helper suit

A Christmas hat sits atop your curls

In a way only suited to girls

A beautiful red velvet dress

And white fur trim to impress

Striped woollen legs of red and white

Are they stocking or tights?

Stockings would be in reason

More in keeping with the season

But I would not disparage woolly tights

They too have their own delights

Come and help me trim the tree

And say you dressed this way for me?