I don’t know what to do
About all the sex,
nudity,
Foul language and
violence
On my DVD
Monday, 31 October 2022
A COUPLE OF WOMEN
A couple of women
Live next door to me
One is middle-aged
And teaches PE
The other a social
worker
In her mid-twenties
They go everywhere
together
If you, please
And I’ve never seen a
man
Either enter or leave
I’m beginning to think
That they might be
Lebanese
ON HER CHARIOT DRAWN BY GRIFFINS
On her chariot drawn by griffins
The maiden goddess,
dispensing justice
With rod, scales, sword,
and scourge
The avenger of crime, Nemesis
BEING FROM AN ARMY FAMILY I DREADED
Being from an army family I dreaded
Being invited to the
officer’s mess
Because I’d have one
too many margarita’s
And it always ends in
distress
WHEN I SUGGESTED YOU NEEDED PROTECTION
When I suggested you needed protection
I wasn’t meaning you
needed a condom
I was merely wondering
if you happened
To have a suitable
raincoat to put on
I WAS ALMOST DROWNED
I was almost drowned
Just a few miles from
shore
And my life passed
before my eyes
God it was a total
bore
HE ASKED ME A QUESTION
He asked me a question
In the most cryptic of
ways
Does your mouth bleed?
Every twenty-eight
days?
And I didn’t recognise
it
As an insult for
several days
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