When I suggested you needed protection
I wasn’t meaning you
needed a condom
I was merely wondering
if you happened
To have a suitable
raincoat to put on
Monday, 31 October 2022
WHEN I SUGGESTED YOU NEEDED PROTECTION
I WAS ALMOST DROWNED
I was almost drowned
Just a few miles from
shore
And my life passed
before my eyes
God it was a total
bore
HE ASKED ME A QUESTION
He asked me a question
In the most cryptic of
ways
Does your mouth bleed?
Every twenty-eight
days?
And I didn’t recognise
it
As an insult for
several days
Sunday, 30 October 2022
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 277
Is John Smith within?
Yes there was one to begin
Followed by many more
Smiths
And now I’m quite
pithed
ARE YOU WEARING A PUZZLED EXPRESSION?
Are you wearing a puzzled expression?
You must really think
I have some gall
But if it wasn’t for
pickpockets like me
ARE YOU WEARING A WITCH’S HAT?
Are you wearing a witch’s hat?
Or is it just a kind
of mirage
And did you just call
that
Broom cupboard your
garage
AT THE GHOSTLY HOUSE
At the ghostly house
There is a familiar
theme
Because for dessert
They always have ice
scream
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