The Blizzard of Oz
Continued to blow
Until the yellow brick
road
Was covered in snow
Friday, 21 October 2022
MY DOCTOR IS A LOCUM
My doctor is a Locum
Who replaced Dr
Slocombe
And all I get is Hokum
With a sprinkling of
bunkum
But I have my heath so
Ho hum
Thursday, 20 October 2022
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 267
Bless you, bless you, bonny bee:
Say, when will your wedding be?
I’m only interested I
should say
So, we can all come
and ruin your day
ARE YOU WEARING A SHOCKED EXPRESSION?
Are you wearing a shocked expression?
Well, that’s certainly
the impression
But it’s never as bad
as it seems
“You’ve just seen the
girl of your dreams?”
“In which case you
have my sympathy
Because I’ve had
dreams like that you see”
ARE YOU WEARING A DEVILISH OUTFIT?
Are you wearing a devilish outfit?
Just the thing for a
Halloween night
A real devilish red
bloodied treat
All sinful red and ultra-skin-tight
IF YOUR BLIND DATE IS DESCRIBED TO YOU # 4
If your blind date is described to you
As “Average looking”
then look out
Because it will be
worse than it sounds
And they’ll have a
face like a trout
WHENEVER WE ARGUE
Whenever we argue
You cry without fail
Has no one ever told
you
Crying is blackmail
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