Numbers of Tortoises and Terrapins
In the wild are
falling faster and faster
Biologists and
Environmentalists
Thursday, 20 October 2022
NUMBERS OF TORTOISES AND TERRAPINS
THE RECRUITMENT CONSULTANT ASKED ME
The recruitment consultant asked me
“What do you think of
voluntary work”?
“To be honest with you
I wouldn't do it
If you paid me” I replied
with a smirk
NO MATTER WHAT LIFE THROWS YOUR WAY
No matter what life throws your way
The future is the cure
for all sorrow
And nicest thing about
the future is
Wednesday, 19 October 2022
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 266
If St Paul's day
Be fair and clear
Then Wimbledon
Will be good this year
And strawberries will
Sell well my dear
St Paul's day (June 29th)
ARE YOU WEARING A HAIRNET?
Are you wearing a hairnet?
You work at a baker’s
shop I bet
I have a favourite
Bakery
Where I find my
favourite pastry
I particularly love
baps and buns
The baker’s daughter
has nice ones
ARE YOU WEARING A FRANKENSTEIN OUTFIT?
Are you wearing a Frankenstein outfit?
Well Frankenstein’s
creation I’d guess
Oh, you’re not wearing
a mask at all
IF YOUR BLIND DATE IS DESCRIBED TO YOU # 3
If your blind date is described to you
As “Well Educated” the
choice is yours
It will probably be
worse than it sounds
And means they had sex with all their tutors
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