Are you wearing this and that?
A Purple and
Chartreuse fleece
With sky blue corduroy
flares
Watch out for the
fashion police
Sunday, 16 October 2022
ARE YOU WEARING THIS AND THAT?
POPPY DOUBTED HER HUSBAND’S FIDELITY # 2
Poppy doubted her husband’s fidelity
And confronted him
about it in vain
He flat out denied
having fooled around
But added it would
never happen again
IF THE ADVICE FOR A MAN WHO HAS LOST
If the advice for a man who has lost
Interest in sex is to
see a doctor
What would the advice
be if
The sufferer is
actually a doctor?
CLASSICAL MUSIC MOVES ME
Classical music moves me
I’ve loved it from an
early age
And although I can’t
comprehend
The dots on the page
The music that they
reveal
Is understood in any
language
I AM A LOVER OF PUCCINI
I am a lover of Puccini
And his music is so
powerful
That the meaning of
the words
Are almost immaterial
WHEN YOU HAVE TEENAGERS
When you have teenagers
The more elaborate the
excuse
The greater the
likelihood
That it’s not actually
the truth
THE ART OF MODERN MEDICINE
The art of modern medicine
Consists by varying
degrees
Of keeping the patient
amused
While nature cures the
disease
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