I’VE BEEN INVITED TO GO AND SEE

 

I’ve been invited to go and see

Pole dancing and I’m rather keen

The last time I was only ten

And it was on the village green

MY DAD JOINED THE NAVY

 

My Dad joined the Navy

To see the world

And get out and about

But once he’d seen it

He wasn’t impressed

And wanted to get out

HOORAY HENRYS AND HENRIETTA’S

 

Hooray Henrys and Henrietta’s

Don’t act like our social better’s

The so-called cream of society

Can’t even achieve regular sobriety

 

Flaunting their wealth and partying

They’re behaviour makes me sick

And they’re only really the cream

Because they are all rich and thick

POPPY DOUBTED HER HUSBAND’S FIDELITY # 1

 

Poppy doubted her husband’s fidelity

And always subjected him to a quiz

Afterwards she was left wondering

If the baby she was carrying was his

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 261

 

Says the little boy to the little girl,

"What shall we do?"

“Could I play among your curls”?

“That we could do”

ARE YOU WEARING DUNGAREES?

 

Are you wearing dungarees?

I think they are really nice

You should wear them more often

That would be my advice

Because I can strip you down

To your Knicks in a trice

ARE YOU WEARING HALLOWEEN EARRINGS?

 

Are you wearing Halloween earrings?

They rather fill me with dread?

Please answer me one question

Are they real shrunken heads?