MY DAD JOINED THE NAVY

 

My Dad joined the Navy

To see the world

And get out and about

But once he’d seen it

He wasn’t impressed

And wanted to get out

ALL THE NICE GIRLS LOVE A SAILOR

 

When the navy is in town

There is mayhem all around

As the sex starved from the fleet

Wreak havoc in the streets

Chanting amidst the noise

Get your tits out for the boys

In search of feminine company

After several months at sea

Pleasing them is easy

These horny men of the sea

They don’t want to see your thighs

Or to look into your big brown eyes

The only thing that will satisfy

Is getting your tits out for the guys

They don’t want to see you pout

Just get your top off and get them out

You can do a dance of lust

If you really think you must

You can even bump and grind

They don’t really mind

You can make a really sexy noise

As you get your tits out for the boys

This is not the best way to be

If you really want some company

Oh these enlightened men of the sea

All end the night skint and lonely