Are you wearing crushed velvet?
Our curtains are a
similar shade of anisette
I would like to be
amidst the folds of velvet
Could I have a peak
beneath the pelmet?
Friday, 7 October 2022
ARE YOU WEARING CRUSHED VELVET?
IT’S A SURE SIGN YOU HAVE LOST # 2
It’s a sure sign you have lost
Your sex appeal for
certain
When your
gynaecologist
Won’t examine you in
person
ARE YOU WEARING A HALLOWEEN HAT?
Are you wearing a Halloween Hat?
Sitting so perfectly
on your head
A gruesome little tit
for tat
A MAN AT THE PRESS CONFERENCE
A man at the press conference,
Stood up at the
podium,
Not one of the lycra
clad blokes,
And declared he was
spokesman
Asked to clarify he
said
“I’m the man in charge
of spokes”
YOU TOLD ME YOU’D SPEND YOUR WHOLE LIFE
“You told me you’d spend your whole life
Trying to make me proud
to be your wife”
She said to him “So
what went wrong?”
He replied “I didn’t
know you’d live so long”
I FIND SURVEYS QUITE SURPRISING
I find surveys quite surprising
This result even
surprised my cousin
Twelve out of thirteen
people
Have never heard of a
baker’s dozen
MY BROTHER HAS A WANDERING EYE
My brother has a wandering eye
He’s been that way
since birth
Not surprisingly I
suppose
He now lives in Letchworth
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