When I was young
I was vital and
vigorous
But I was a stickler
for rules
Strict and rigorous
But life passes in a
flash
Life’s moments are the
shortest
Because you go from
Rigorous to rigor
mortis
When I was young
I was vital and
vigorous
But I was a stickler
for rules
Strict and rigorous
But life passes in a
flash
Life’s moments are the
shortest
Because you go from
Rigorous to rigor
mortis
If you drink a diet coke
With a chocolate bar
They cancel each other
Out, so there you are
No calories count
For the chocolate bar
My sister has a tanning salon
It is hers and her
husband John’s
And at the national
tanning awards
Their establishment
won bronze
There once was a lady named Paddy Rabbitt
Who had a flat in
Tower Bridge she did inhabit
But no one would believe
it
Not a living soul
would have it
That a flat in Tower
Bridge housed Paddy Rabbitt
For StanTheMan
Are you wearing a scary scowl?
And now you’re doing
the growl
Am I supposed to throw
in the towel?
You evil troll you
cause me no fear
Back to your bridge do
you hear
Your powers are
useless here
Are you wearing a ghoulish Jumper?
Well, its contents are
rather bumper
I don’t think you’re
one of those kooks
And that’s a lovely
pair of spooks
My love life is like
A wheel of Swiss cheese I think
It’s full of holes
And the remainder tends to stink