GREAT BRITAIN WERE INVITED

 

Great Britain were invited

To the Belgium town of Mons

For the sun tanning Olympics

And the whole team got Bronze

MY SISTER HAS A TANNING SALON

 

My sister has a tanning salon

It is hers and her husband John’s

And at the national tanning awards

Their establishment won bronze

BEFORE AND AFTER AT THE SALON

 

Before

 

Well, you look a little sallow

Right down to the marrow

What you need is a drop of sun

In a bottle I have the very one

Just go into the salon

And you can put some colour on

 

After

 

Well, my dear fellow

You’ve gone a little yellow

I think a touch too much

In fact, much too much

Of the prescribed fake tan

How will you pay Mr Marzipan?

TANGO’D

 

It is possible to have

Too much of a good thing

I feel I should say, though

I’m not sure where to begin

It involves the colour orange

i.e. too much fake tanning

So, unless it’s Halloween

Please don’t look like a pumpkin