OLD GEEZER FOR SALE

50 year old,

Needs TLC, well used

One previous owner

No reasonable offer refused

I DOUBT IT BUT IF IT’S ACTUALLY TRUE

 

I doubt it but if it’s actually true,

And it’s not an exaggeration,

And things do get better with age

Then I must have reached perfection

AGEING IS LIKE FINE WINE

 

Ageing is like fine wine

It gets better with age

But in your case 

It was corked at some stage

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 234

 

Miss Jane had a bag

It was robbed in a minute

She opened the bag

And a scouser was in it

ARE YOU WEARING CAST OFFS?

 

Are you wearing cast offs?

I don’t actually care

As long as I see them cast off

Onto my bedroom chair

I LOVE YOU BY ANY MEASURE # 10

 

I love you by any measure

You might wish to use

But I don’t know how to express

The way I feel about you

And the affect you have on me

So I hope this gives you a clue

Without you in my world

My cup is empty

But your love fills me

To the brim you see

MILESTONE 60 # 4

I don’t want you to think that today

I think of you as a little older

I wouldn’t think that on your birthday

Actually, I think of you as a lot older