WHY IS IT WHEN TWO PEOPLE MARRY?

 

Why is it when two people marry?

It is predestined for him

To never remember birthdays

And for her to never forget them

THE BEST YEARS OF A WOMAN'S LIFE

The best years of a woman's life

Are the ones she feels naughty

And it’s those ten special years

Between thirty-nine and forty

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 230

 

Daffy-down-Dilly

Has come to town

With a yellow petticoat

And a pretty green gown

“Quick phone the fashion police”

ARE YOU WEARING A FRENCH LETTER?

 

Are you wearing a French letter?

A bulletproof vest would be better

You have far greater prospects

Of getting shot than of getting sex

SCYLLA

 

Scylla of Greek myth

Great monster of the sea

Terror of the seas

A fearful monster

The scourge of sailors

Believed in later times,

Scylla was thought

To be a rock in the

Straits of Messina

PICKUP # 14

When you’re on the pull

If you want to break the ice

Say something funny

Or say something nice

Be complimentary

Or just lie in your endeavour

Be devastatingly witty

Or say something clever

“Hey, honey I can tell straight away

You’re from Tennessee?

And I know that because

You’re the only ten I see!”

 

I LOVE YOU BY ANY MEASURE # 6

 

I love you by any measure

You might wish to use

But I don’t know how to express

The way I feel about you

And the affect you have on me

So, I hope this gives you a clue

If you were a drink

Then I would say

I think that

You would be Moet