21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 227

 

Old King Cole was a merry old soul,

And a merry old soul was he;

He called for his pot in the middle of the night

Because he needed to take a pee

ARE YOU WEARING CHEESE CLOTH?

 

Are you wearing cheese cloth?

Oh, and you have the sandals there

It’s a very nostalgic look, very New-Age

And you have the excessive body hair

APSARA

 

Apsaras are female spirits

Of the clouds and waters

In Hindu and Buddhist mythology

Celestial nymphs and celestial maidens

They are beautiful,

Supernatural beings

Youthful and elegant,

Dancing to the music

Of the Gandharvas,

In the palaces of the gods,

Entertainers and seducers

Of Gods and men

Ethereal beings

Who inhabit the skies

PICKUP # 11

When you’re on the pull

If you want to break the ice

Say something funny

Or say something nice

Be complimentary

Or just lie in your endeavour

Be devastatingly witty

Or say something clever

“I’m a Doctor, Dr Love

And you know how they say

The skin is the largest organ?

Not in my case, by a long way”

I LOVE YOU BY ANY MEASURE # 3

 

I love you by any measure

You might wish to use

But I don’t know how to express

The way I feel about you

And the affect you have on me

So, I hope this gives you a clue

If they made a sport of loveliness

You would be the championess

FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY

Would you like a home cooked meal?

And perhaps a good bottle of wine?

Good I phoned your mother

She said tomorrow at hers is fine

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOTHER DEAR # 1

 

Happy Birthday, mother dear

May all your wishes come true this year

Apart from the one I will not grant

That one that involves me being pregnant