When you’re on the pull
If you want
to break the ice
Say
something funny
Or say
something nice
Be
complimentary
Or just lie
in your endeavour
Be
devastatingly witty
Or say
something clever
“You work
at subway,
If I’m not wrong”
“And I know
that because
You just
gave me a footlong”
I love you by any measure
You might
wish to use
But I don’t
know how to express
The way I
feel about you
And the
affect you have on me
So, I hope
this gives you a clue
If you were
a pop song being sung
You would
be number one
Since the financial crash, strict conditions
Must be met
before a mortgage is allowed
And some
form of insurance is required
And men should
be well endowed
I would like to shatter a popular myth
If anyone
out there actually cares
It’s in
regard to steroids which
Don’t
secure the carpet on the stairs
I was told artificial insemination was
When the
farmer gave Toro a bit of a pull
Before he
does it to the cow instead
But I’m
sure that that has to be bull
Poor old Robinson Crusoe!
How he does
miss you so
But plenty
of men in the port
And not the
sentimental sort
Poor old
Robinson Crusoe!
She really
doesn’t miss you so
Are you wearing a sporran?
Wow that
really is a beut
It’s an
unusual choice though
A sporran
with a safari suit
