Are you wearing denim dungarees?
Even for a
Feminist its a little lack lustre
And for
someone as er.. Voluptuous as you
You do come
across as a fat ball buster
Saturday, 3 September 2022
ARE YOU WEARING DENIM DUNGAREES?
PUT DOWN # 56
Put downs work the best
For deflecting unwanted attention
But try to be amusing
As this relieves the tension
If he starts spinning you a line
And your
tolerance reaches saturation
Just say
“You’re beginning to make sense
SUN GOD APOLLO
Sun God Apollo
Roman God
of light
God of
prophesy
Poetry,
music and healing
Son of Zeus
and Leto
Twin
brother of Dianna
PLAYING "COLONEL BOGEY"
Playing "colonel bogey"
I hear the
chimes call
Come get an
ice cream
Come one
and come all
Nothing
says it quite like
MULTITASKING MRS
If women are so good at Multitasking
And men’s failure to is such a crime
Why can’t my wife answer a question?
And watch Corrie
at the same time
MY WIFE CAN MULTITASK
My wife can multitask
And here’s
the reason and rhyme
She can
only multitask
If she does
one job at a time
THE MARRIAGE IS OVER BETWEEN KEN AND DINAH
The marriage is over between Ken and Dinah
She
divorced him for having sex with a minor
But it was
not that he practiced pedophilia
His lover
was a tin miner from St Minver
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