THE MARRIAGE IS OVER BETWEEN KEN AND DINAH

 

The marriage is over between Ken and Dinah

She divorced him for having sex with a minor

But it was not that he practiced pedophilia

His lover was a tin miner from St Minver  

POSH AND BECKS LOOKALIKES

 

Posh and Becks lookalikes

Could be their twin

But they go by the name

Of Thick and Thin

MY DECISION TO BECOME A DOCTOR

 

My decision to become a doctor

Even though it helped me burgeon

Raised more than a few eyebrows

But then I am a plastic surgeon

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 221

 

Cackle, cackle, Mother Goose,

Have you any feathers loose?

Of course I have you silly fellow,

They’ve been plucking me for a pillow

ARE YOU WEARING BLACK ATTIRE?

 

Are you wearing black attire?

I must tell you it rather lights my fire

I’m sorry, you are the grieving wife?

I must apologize for my desire

Oh, you are a very merry widow?

Then let’s release you from that attire

PUT DOWN # 55

Put downs work the best

For deflecting unwanted attention

But try to be amusing

As this relieves the tension

If he starts spinning you a line

And he starts annoying you

Just say "Don't you have

A bowling game to get to?"

SUN GOD PHOEBUS

 

Sun God Phoebus

Greek God of light

God of prophesy

Poetry, music, and healing

Son of Zeus and Leto

Twin brother of Artemis