Put downs work the best
For deflecting unwanted attention
But try to be amusing
As this relieves the tension
If he starts spinning you a line
Just say if
you tire of his fawning
Did you eat
a bowl of stupid
For
breakfast this morning?
Thursday, 1 September 2022
PUT DOWN # 52
SHE CHOSE TO WEAR BEIGE # 1
She chose to wear Beige
Quite
unusual for a ball gown
It’s like a
proper colour, but
With the volume turned down
AFTER HENRI HAD BEEN TO THE DENTIST
After Henri had been
To the
dentist his mouth
Was fresh
and clean
But undid
all the good work
By gargling
garlic
Flavoured
Listerine
I HATE TO WATCH YOU SPRING-CLEANING
I hate to watch you spring-cleaning
When you
mutter like a nutter
Sorting
through your wardrobe
As you
De-clutter your schmutter
MY PROSPECTIVE FATHER IN LAW
My prospective father in law
Finally
fell in love with me
At the precise
moment
He found
out I had a BSC
Why he was
so excited
Is a real
mystery to me
A bronze
swimming certificate
Is that
prestigious, really?
WHEN I LOST YOU, I FELT DEAD TOO
When I lost you, I felt dead too
Apart from
the constant empty pain
All I can
do now is carry on living
Until the
day I feel alive again
FORWARD THINKING FUNERAL DIRECTORS
Forward thinking Funeral directors
Strike when
opportunity knocks
The one in
our town won an award
For
thinking outside the box
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