If your employee goes all raging bull
Instead of his normal
little sparrow
Just say “Easy there
Mr Testosterone
Or I’ll replace you
with a marrow"
Monday, 29 August 2022
IF YOUR EMPLOYEE GOES ALL RAGING BULL
PUT DOWN # 50
Put downs work the best
For deflecting unwanted attention
But try to be amusing
As this relieves the tension
If he starts spinning you a line
Just say when he
quickly bores
“Do you have magical
powers?
In this fantasy world
of yours?"
THE LIMITATIONS OF MODERN MEDICINE
My friend said I should take my husband
To see a doctor but I don’t
know
Modern medicine is
excellent but they
Can’t cure “honesty
impairment” though
WOMEN DON'T MAKE FOOLS OF MEN
Women don't make fools of men
So don’t believe all the
hype
Most men don’t need
any help
GSOH
A man likes a woman with a sense of humour
But he doesn’t want to
hear her jokes
To him a good sense of
humour means
That she is required
to laugh at the blokes
THE INTERNET IS A CURSE AND NOT A BLESSING
The internet is a curse and not a blessing
When you develop a habit,
you can’t stop
And max out all of your
credit cards
Without setting foot
in a single shop
IS THE INTERNET A BLESSING OR A CURSE?
Is the internet a blessing or a curse?
As a medium for interaction,
its fine
But paedophiles
operate in comfort
As they stalk their
victims online
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