She phoned from the sperm bank
For donations and to
be truthful
I hung up, but she
phoned again
And then I gave her a
mouthful
Tuesday, 23 August 2022
SHE PHONED FROM THE SPERM BANK
THE DOOR OPENED AND I SAID
The door opened and I said “Ah madam
Can I show you this carpet sweeper”
“No” she replied “and don’t call me madam
You make me sound like
a brothel keeper”
INOCULATIONS ARE A DRAG
Inoculations are a drag
Just remember it’s the
jabs
That might well
prevent
Many ending up on
slabs
I WORK IN AN OFFICE THAT’S SO QUIET
I work in an office that’s so quiet
I suggested without
misgiving
That we should all
join hands
In order to contact
the living
Monday, 22 August 2022
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 209
The man in the wilderness asked me
“How many strawberries grew in the sea”
I answered him, as I thought fit,
Leave me alone you
annoying little shit
ARE YOU WEARING GLASSES?
Are you wearing glasses?
Because you tire of
the passes
But they will ignore
the glasses
Worn by girls with
nice arses
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