THE SCULPTOR CREATES

 

The sculptor creates

With skilful hands

The beauteous article

An artistic gift

Its concept borrowed

From his dreams

And his subconscious mind

To infuse in his design

And create a work of art

IN HIS TOWN WHEN DAD WAS A BOY

 

In his town when Dad was a boy

They had a Chinese Chippie

He was a Carpenter from Shanghai

And he was Called Mr Lee

WHEN WIMPY PREVAILED

When I was just a young man

Wimpy houses were prevailing

And a Big Mac was something

We wore when it was raining

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 207

 

The King of France went up the hill

With twenty thousand men;

The King of France came down the hill,

As it was coffee time again

ARE YOU WEARING PIERCING’S?

 

Are you wearing piercings?

Thru ears and nose and gob

Oh, and is that a nipple ring?

I don’t think you’ll get the job

No please keep your trousers on

I’m sure there’s one thru your knob

RED FACED

 

You never look as lovely, you know?

As you lay beside me in the afterglow

And the reason for that I must confess

Is that I love you red faced and breathless

IF YOU WANT TO AVOID

 

If you want to avoid

Disaster on a plate

Even though

They are first rate

Avoid eating Lobsters

On a first date