ARE YOU WEARING A SASH?

 

Are you wearing a sash?

I think you’ll make a splash

And normally you’d be a smash

But isn’t that just a bit rash

I mean for this kind of a bash

For you only to wear a sash

RED FLANNEL NIGHTY

 

In your Red flannel nighty

But if I might say politely

You certainly don’t look flighty

But in regard to your flannel nighty

I don’t take my objective lightly

Which is to get inside it nightly

YOU ARE WELL ENDOWED

 

You are well endowed

Is it all you?

Or is it padded up there

I won’t care

If you let me in up there

And what about below stairs

Just let me get in under there

Into your under wear

And I will find your derriere

Among your treasures

And some mutual pleasures

MY WIFE IS VERY HOUSE PROUD

 

My wife is very house proud

A domestic goddess n'est-ce elle pas

She makes a Dyson look obsolete

And her food wins a Michelin star

She washes and irons like a Trojan

And keeps the garden tidy and neat

But all this counts for nothing

As I love her because she’s so sweet

THEIR BODIES LAY ENTWINED

 

Their bodies lay entwined

As they had so many times before

It was in this final lingering embrace

That she slowly slipped away

LIVE A VERY GOOD LIFE

 

Live a very good life

Live it honourably and true

And live it to the full

Then I will promise you

That when you look back

As your days begin to wane

And you look back, you’ll

Get to enjoy it all over again

SHE HAS GONE NOW

 

She has gone now

And has left a hole

Where my heart

Once resided

But her spirit

Is always with me

And hangs in the air

Like a breath of spring