72 Miles From The Sea

Wednesday, 27 July 2022

The secret to a happy contented life

Should you ever decide, to take a wife

Whenever you are wrong, admit it

Whenever you are right just shut it

Remembering birthdays can be tricky

And forgetting can leave the wicket sticky

The best way to remember an important date

Is to forget it - but just the one time mate

Electronic banking

Is a wonderful thing

Lightning fast transfers

In the modern age

Though not the fastest

By any shape or means

Nothing transfers funds

Faster than marriage

My wife and I are like

Two sides of the same tuppence

We can’t face each other

So I guess we got our comeuppance

Forgiveness is the formula

For a marriage happy and long

So my wife always forgives me

Especially when she's wrong

In order to do great things

A woman must inspire him

While simultaneously

Preventing his achieving them

Father Christmas, Father Christmas,
Got an itch, Got an itch;
Coming down the chimney,
Coming down the chimney;
On his snitch, On his snitch.