Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard,
To get a bone for her Poodle
When she came there,
The cupboard was bare,
Apart from an expired pot noodle
Wednesday, 20 July 2022
ARE YOU WEARING A SEAT BELT?
Are you wearing a seat belt?
Well, you must as it’s
the law
Yes, I know its
confining
But not as much as a
mortuary draw
I WATCHED A RIVETING DOCUMENTARY
I watched a riveting documentary
On television last
night
It was all about how
ships were
Put together by
shipwrights
MY GIRLFRIEND SAYS SHE’S MIDDLE CLASS
My girlfriend says she’s middle class
And I laugh in her
face
She’s clearly working
class
Because at her dad’s
place
They have a television
That’s bigger than
their bookcase
IT SEEMS THAT PORNOGRAPHY
It seems that pornography
Is frowned upon
But I think that’s
just all
The concentration
MY GIRLFRIEND SAYS SHE’S WORKING CLASS
My girlfriend says she’s working class
And I just have to
laugh
As not one of them as
far as I can see
Has ever worked in her
family
IT’S NOT THE ANGLE OF DANGLE
It’s not the angle of dangle
That’s the measure of
pleasure
It’s the moments in
the afterglow
That we ultimately
treasure
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