When my girlfriend suggested
We play Doctors and
Nurses
I was up for it even
when
She told me about the
role reverses
But when I dressed up
in a uniform
With a starched white
apron
She buggered off to
play
Eighteen holes with a
surgeon
Wednesday, 13 July 2022
WHEN MY GIRLFRIEND SUGGESTED # 3
PICKUP # 6
When you’re on the pull
If you want to break the ice
Say something funny
Or say something nice
Be devastatingly witty
Or say something clever
Be complimentary
Or just lie in your endeavour
“Can I have your picture?”
You ask to establish a
premise
“So, I can show Santa
Claus
I PICKED UP A GIRL AND WENT BACK TO HERS
I picked up a girl and went back to hers
But I was struck by
impotency
She was very
understanding and said
“That used to happen
to me”
WHEN ALBERT EINSTEIN
When Albert Einstein
Tugged on his penis
It was widely regarded
As a stroke of genius
THEY SAY THAT THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE
They say that the love of your life
Will only come into
view
When you’re not really
looking
Which for me was
certainly true
Unfortunately, when we
met
I was texting as I
drove my Rover
Just as she crossed
the road
Which is why I ran her
over
I WAS CAUGHT SHOPLIFTING
I was caught shoplifting
Form the Apple store
It was my first
offence
I’d not done it before
They didn’t prosecute
I got lucky clearly
Although I think it
was
Only Scrumping really
I’VE JUST SEEN AN APPEAL ON TV
I’ve just seen an appeal on TV
The plight is so
unfair
Reuniting the
separated
Lids with the Tupperware
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