BUYING POWER

 

There are some who say

Money can’t buy everything

Of course, there are others

Who just resort to shoplifting

SHOPLIFTERS ARE A SCOURGE

 

Shoplifters are a scourge

Stealing goods from the shelves

So, Shoplifters Anonymous

Helps people to help themselves

AS I LEFT THE STORE EMPTY HANDED

 

As I left the store empty handed

There was an awkward moment

When I said repeatedly to myself

“Just act natural, you're innocent”.

I WAS CAUGHT SHOPLIFTING

 

I was caught shoplifting

Form the Apple store

It was my first offence

I’d not done it before

 

They didn’t prosecute

I got lucky clearly

Although I think it was

Only Scrumping really