MATERNAL SETUP

 

I am a single man and happy to be so

But I keep being set up by my mother

And the latest had very friendly eyes

As they kept looking at each other

PRESIDENTIAL FLIGHT

 

When POTUS bought a new thoroughbred

It had to be flown across from London 

And as it was the Presidential Colt

It had to be flown over on AirHorse 1

DICTIONARIES AND LEXICONS

Dictionaries and Lexicons

Are crucial to most authors

And we all wonder if there’s

Another word for Thesaurus 

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 162

 

I do not like thee, Doctor Fell,

The reason why I can now tell;

I only see you when I feel unwell

And you’ll sound my death knell

ARE YOU WEARING A MOUSTACHE?

 

Are you wearing a moustache?

And is that a shaving rash?

Well, I’m really sorry Ash

But I think I have to dash

I’M THINKING ABOUT TAKING A HOLIDAY # 2

 

I’m thinking about taking a holiday

But I don’t know where to go

I would like to go to Conclusions

But you have to jump there, so

As I can’t do much physical activity

I would have to reluctantly say no

HEALING HANDS

 

Jesus cured all the sick and the lame

Apart from one scruffy man at the back

Jesus gestured him to come forward

“No way” he said “I'm on disability wack”