My girl is teaching me a language
Natalia is from Russia
you see
But it is not going
very well at all
She tried with simple
things for me
Asking the Russian
word for napkin
Soviette is not the
answer apparently
Thursday, 23 June 2022
MY GIRL IS TEACHING ME A LANGUAGE
SITTING ON THE BACK ROW
Sitting on the back row
When the cinema’s dark
inside
With your left handed
girl
Try to keep on her
right side
MOBILE COMMUNICATION 2013
“I want to buy a mobile phone,
No I don’t want a camera,
Not even video,
No I don’t want movie down loads
Screensaver’s, internet access,
Or downloads of any kind
I don’t want WAP or WiFi
G3, G4 or G5
I don’t need 100 ringtones
10000 free minutes
Or unlimited texts at weekends
I don’t need a I GB data allowance
I don’t want to play games
I don’t need an MP3 player
I don’t want a tracker,
I neither want nor need
Blue tooth
Sharks tooth
Hounds tooth
Or dog tooth.
I do not require the world at my fingertips.
In short, what I want is a device
To make and receive phone calls
And to send and receive texts
I just want to buy a BLOODY PHONE”
“Thank you that one will be perfect
Does it have a torch?”
FOOD SCARE
I have just found out
That in the meals I buy
That there is sea horse
In my fisherman’s pie
MY PHILOSOPHY OF LIFE
My philosophy of life
Is a simple one
I recommend you try
it,
You’ll be glad
Love the people
Who treat you right
Pray for the ones
Who treat you bad
FOOD SCANDAL
The best thing to result
From the food scandal
by far
Is that they can now
call off
The search for Shergar
YOU MAKE MY LIFE WHOLE
You make my life whole
You fill it with your
zest
With your loving
presence
Dear lord I am truly
blessed
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