Their eyes met at the supermarket
She clearly recognized
him
But he was drawing a
blank
So, a smile was
exchanged between them
She decided to break
the ice
And pleasantly, said
"Hello!"
She obviously knew him
She was a stranger to
him though
So, he asked, "Do
you know me?
You do look familiar”
he lied
"I think you're
the father
Of one of my
kids." She replied,
“Are you the drunken
cheerleader?
I shagged under the
bleachers’”
She gave him a look
and said
“No, I'm one of your
son's teachers"
No, you don’t have “big bones”
That belief is mere
folly
Let’s face it you’re
just fat
It’s a shame you’re
not jolly
You have just been sick
And not just a bit
So, stop pretending
And spare me the wit
It isn’t just a hiccup
With some pizza in it
I stay in the relationship
Even though it’s
crappy
Because with someone
else
She might turn out to
be happy
“Where are you going, my pretty maid?"
"I'm going clubbing, mate," she said.
"May I go with you, my pretty maid?"
"Only if you're paying, mate," she said.
Are you wearing a flower?
Pinned to your lapel
A Rose or a Carnation
So, your date can
easily tell
Who you are in the
crowd
And you can see them
as well
But if you cannot spot
them
Stood beneath the
tower
And you find yourself
alone
Long after the
allotted hour
Somewhere on the floor
Will be a discarded
flower
Since the BBC sacked all the Daleks
Most are just
scrounging off the state
But there is one
working at the theme park
He doesn’t really
communicate
And it scares a lot of
the visitors
When it says Exhilarate,
Exhilarate
