Danielle asked Ray
“How was your check up
today?
Was everything ok?”
Ray replied rather
glum
“All was going fine,
ho hum
Then he stuck his
finger up my bum”
Danielle tried to
reassure
“Well, that’s standard
procedure
Yes of course I’m
sure”
Ray said “if you
insist
Then for now I will
persist
And stay with the same
Dentist”
This is the house that Jack built!
This is mortgage on the house that Jack built.
This is the rat that foreclosed on the mortgage
Are you wearing a teddy?
Does that mean you’re
ready?
For a spot of bedroom
play
If you are you just
have to say
Please tell me that
you are
Awaiting me in your boudoir
I was explaining reincarnation to my wife
And how you return as
a different form of life
She said she wanted to
come back as a cow
She obviously
misunderstood some how
I don’t deserve someone
Thoughtful, warm and caring
I don’t deserve someone
Loving and understanding
I don’t deserve someone
Affectionate and true
I don’t deserve any of
that
Which is why I’m stuck
with you
“When you die”
I told my wife,
“Extinguishing
All signs of life”
Writ on granite
To survive the weather
“Here lies my wife
“When you die”
Said my wife,
“Extinguishing
All signs of life”
Writ on a plaque
Of shinning brass
“Here lies my husband
