“Ok my little sex poodle
Get up those stairs
right now
Quickly get up those
stairs
You horny little cow”
“Oh, you sweet talker
You have the gift and
how
I’m your spanky sex
poodle
I’m your willing
little frau”
“No, I mean it get
upstairs
You don’t have to
kowtow
Just get upstairs
without delay
The match is starting
now”
Joe offered Mabel a drink and said
“You remind me of my
little toe”
She giggled a bit and
replied
“Because I’m small and
cute Joe?”
She giggled again and
he laughed
Then he replied “No it’s
not that Mabel
It’s because I’ll
probably end up
Banging you on the
coffee table”
The thing about mange-tout
That I want to say to
you
Is when all said and
done
I could never eat a whole one
At the foot of my bed
As in my bed I laid
I saw Gloria Gaynor’s
ghost
At first, I was
afraid........
I went shopping the other day
To an out-of-town
shopping mall
I wanted some
camouflage trousers
But I couldn’t find
any at all
Don’t interrupt me when I’m talking
If you have something
to say, raise your hand
And then place it over
your mouth
Yes, well done that’s
it, that’s grand
Mary was a little tart
Who really put it
about
Young men flocked to
her
And none of them went
without
