AT THE FOOT OF MY BED

 

At the foot of my bed

As in my bed I laid

I saw Gloria Gaynor’s ghost

At first, I was afraid........

I WENT SHOPPING THE OTHER DAY

 

I went shopping the other day

To an out-of-town shopping mall

I wanted some camouflage trousers

But I couldn’t find any at all

DON’T INTERRUPT ME WHEN I’M TALKING

 

Don’t interrupt me when I’m talking

If you have something to say, raise your hand

And then place it over your mouth

Yes, well done that’s it, that’s grand

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 106

 

Mary was a little tart

Who really put it about

Young men flocked to her

And none of them went without

ARE YOU WEARING CAMI KNICKERS?

 

Are you wearing cami knickers?

Why does that provoke snickers?

I like the roomy French lingerie

Are you wearing them Môn Cheri?

Oh, how they elegantly flatter

And the colour doesn’t even matter

I don’t care if they’re silk or cotton

But tell me that you have them on

THE GREATEST FRIEND I EVER HAD

 

The greatest friend I ever had,

Since I was still just a little lad

To this very day is my Dad

LOOK AFTER HER

 

Look after her

While you still have her

For there will be no other

So, cherish her

And appreciate her

For no one can replace your Mother