Tuesday, 3 May 2022

PUT DOWN # 48

 

Put downs work the best

For deflecting unwanted attention

But try to be amusing

As this relieves the tension

If he says “hey doll can I buy you a drink”

Ignore him, only reply if he persists

“Maybe you'd be less boring if I got to know you,

But I am not willing to take that risk”

ARTISTIC PRACTICE

 

The potter breathing life

Into cold dead clay

An artist and his canvas

Killing the White

The sculpture seeing visions

In the lifeless stone

Wordsmiths weaving

Elaborate fabric with their words

Wood carvers releasing

The image hid within the wood

The unity between hand and mind

Artists and artisans all

BE ENGLISH

 

Celebrate the victory

With your piers

Drown the woes of foes

In English beer

Sing loud the songs of triumph

Whisper low of near disasters

Be magnanimous in victory

Be humble in defeat

Be proud, be loud

Be English

THE TRUTH BEHIND THE ACTION

 

A love pat on the behind my dear

A subtle spank on my dearest’s rear

An action speaking loud and clear

Placed on the buttock soft and plump

A subtle spank on tender rump

The preamble to some rumpy pump

CELTIC PRIDE

 

The Celts are a proud lot

As they’ll tell you like as not

But when the Romans came to stay

The Celts up and ran away

That is exactly what they did

They ran away and hid

And there they stayed on their own

Until the Romans left for home

Then came the Vikings and the Danes

So, the Celts ran away again

This noble race mild and meek

Happily playing hide and seek

Well so much for Celtic pride

Nobly running away to hide

Now don’t climb on your high horse

I am a Celt myself of course

And those who run away today

Live to run away another day

MY FAVOURITE THINGS # 1

 Black lacy stocking, suspenders, or garters

Silk cami-knickers will do nicely for starters

Brassiered packages with straps like strings

These are a few of my favourite things

Petite little strumpets and long-legged fillies

Brunettes and redheads stripped down to their frillies

Uniformed Nurses oh the pleasures they bring

These are a few of my favourite things

When the lust strikes
When the urge stings
When I'm feeling taught
I simply remember my favourite things
And then find an easy sort

HAND HOLDING

 

I always hold my wife’s hand when we’re out

People thinks it’s so romantic, but it’s not

I hold her hand all the time because I know

That if I let it go, she’ll start to shop