SUMMER GIRLS

 

Summer girls

Glistening with suntan oils

Clad in bikinis

On yellow sunlit soils

And how the suitor

Athletically toils

To catch their eye

And so, take the spoils

DIRTY-BLONDE HAIR

 

Oh, pretty girl

With the dirty-blonde hair

You may be the answer

To a lonely man’s prayer

I have been watching

You are standing there

And I’d like to ask

A question if I dare

Are you as dirty

As your dirty-blonde hair

ASTRONOMICAL LOVE

 

From the moons of Jupiter

And the areolas peaks

Across the navel plains

To the crater of Uranus

And the mound of Venus

DRAWN LIKE A MOTH

 

I moved toward the light

Drawn like a moth to a flame

It was a benevolent light

Not dazzlingly bright

But soft and easy on the eye

And when the vista opened wide

It emerged into serenity

With sweet music everywhere

And love enveloped me

Like a soft blanket

In the place of perfect peace

I stepped among the angels

Where no shadows fall

IT’S A BLESSED MIRACLE

 

It’s a blessed miracle

I've been in love with the same woman

For more than fifty years!

It’s a greater miracle

That my wife has never found out,

If she, did it would end in tears

BLIND DATES

 

I love going on blind dates

They just thrill me to bits

They don’t suit everyone

But hey if the cap fits

I do lots of blind dates

As many as time permits

We meet in a quiet place

Where I sit and stare at their tits

EVERYONE NEEDS A HOBBY

Everyone needs a hobby

And my dad is no exception

He has built up a rather large

Empty bottle collection

 

There is a name for it

It’ll come to me in a tick

It’s on the tip of my tongue

Oh yes, he’s an alcoholic