Summer girls
Glistening with suntan
oils
Clad in bikinis
On yellow sunlit soils
And how the suitor
Athletically toils
To catch their eye
And so, take the spoils
Summer girls
Glistening with suntan
oils
Clad in bikinis
On yellow sunlit soils
And how the suitor
Athletically toils
To catch their eye
And so, take the spoils
Oh, pretty girl
With the dirty-blonde
hair
You may be the answer
To a lonely man’s
prayer
I have been watching
You are standing there
And I’d like to ask
A question if I dare
Are you as dirty
As your dirty-blonde
hair
From the moons of Jupiter
And the areolas peaks
Across the navel
plains
To the crater of
Uranus
And the mound of Venus
I moved toward the light
Drawn like a moth to a
flame
It was a benevolent
light
Not dazzlingly bright
But soft and easy on
the eye
And when the vista
opened wide
It emerged into
serenity
With sweet music
everywhere
And love enveloped me
Like a soft blanket
In the place of
perfect peace
I stepped among the
angels
Where no shadows fall
It’s a blessed miracle
I've been in love with
the same woman
For more than fifty
years!
It’s a greater miracle
That my wife has never
found out,
If she, did it would
end in tears
I love going on blind dates
They just thrill me to
bits
They don’t suit
everyone
But hey if the cap
fits
I do lots of blind
dates
As many as time
permits
We meet in a quiet
place
Where I sit and stare
at their tits
Everyone needs a hobby
And my dad is no
exception
He has built up a
rather large
Empty bottle
collection
There is a name for it
It’ll come to me in a
tick
It’s on the tip of my
tongue
Oh yes, he’s an
alcoholic