I moved toward the light
Drawn like a moth to a
flame
It was a benevolent
light
Not dazzlingly bright
But soft and easy on
the eye
And when the vista
opened wide
It emerged into
serenity
With sweet music
everywhere
And love enveloped me
Like a soft blanket
In the place of
perfect peace
I stepped among the
angels
Where no shadows fall
It’s a blessed miracle
I've been in love with
the same woman
For more than fifty
years!
It’s a greater miracle
That my wife has never
found out,
If she, did it would
end in tears
I love going on blind dates
They just thrill me to
bits
They don’t suit
everyone
But hey if the cap
fits
I do lots of blind
dates
As many as time
permits
We meet in a quiet
place
Where I sit and stare
at their tits
Everyone needs a hobby
And my dad is no
exception
He has built up a
rather large
Empty bottle
collection
There is a name for it
It’ll come to me in a
tick
It’s on the tip of my
tongue
Oh yes, he’s an
alcoholic
Seesaw Margery Daw
Johnny shall have a new master
He shall earn but a penny a day
Because his employer
is a bastard
Are you wearing long underwear?
Something with its own
trap door
Well, no matter how
good they look on you
I’d like to see them
on my bedroom floor
When no undies you are wearing
Your undercarriage
gets an airing
And I will not look on
in disgust
Should your skirt be
lifted by a gust
When the wind gets a
little brisker
And all and sundry see
some whisker
I shall be the one who
stood and leered
At your well aerated
little beard
