Seesaw Margery Daw
Johnny shall have a new master
He shall earn but a penny a day
Because his employer
is a bastard
Friday, 29 April 2022
ARE YOU WEARING LONG UNDERWEAR?
Are you wearing long underwear?
Something with its own
trap door
Well, no matter how
good they look on you
I’d like to see them
on my bedroom floor
THE COMMANDO GIRL # 4
When no undies you are wearing
Your undercarriage
gets an airing
And I will not look on
in disgust
Should your skirt be
lifted by a gust
When the wind gets a
little brisker
And all and sundry see
some whisker
I shall be the one who
stood and leered
At your well aerated
little beard
NONSENSICAL EPISODE # 7
You can take a horse to water
But you can’t teach it
to suck eggs
Do unto others before
their death
Every dog has a silver
lining
Every cloud has his
day
Glass houses make jack
a dull boy
A bird in the hand is
a penny earned
A new broom sweeps many
a slip
All roads lead to the stable
door
Caesar's wife begins
at home
A WEASEL AND A STOAT?
What's the difference between
A weasel and a stoat?
They can both be used
To make a fine coat
So that’s not the
answer
Well, no need to
lament
One's weasily
recognized
The other stoatly
different.
EIN GANG
Just a little heads up
When everything's
coming your way,
Don’t get too cocky
You’re just in the
wrong lane. Ok?
RESPECT
I don’t compare myself to others
Of greater worth or
merit
Or try to compete or outperform
them
Simply, I am my own
man,
And I am content to be
so
I am happy to be
transparent
So those around me can
see what I am
And know the content
of my heart
And because of my
strong principles
I have self-respect
And in return I ask
only one thing
To be respected
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